Have (zit) gun, will travel
Back in the 1950s, Richard Boone starred as Paladin in one of the best TV Westerns ever made about a gun for hire. It was called, Have Gun — Will Travel. Today, our kids turn to other remedies to get rid of the thing they hate the most: acne — the bane of the teenager’s life. How can anyone bear to be seen in public with their faces all messed up with zits and pimples?
So, they are all in the market to buy Accutane, the surest way to kill acne stone dead. Except it takes months rather than days to work and it doesn’t come in a cool black outfit like Paladin used to wear. But you can’t have everything. But who cares so long as it works.
So how much would teenagers pay to be free of acne forever? According to a survey published in this month’s Archives of Dermatology (a real cool publication is ever there was one), the national average is $275. Obviously, the kids they asked in High School gave higher amounts if their acne was bad. Curiously, their parents averaged around $250 — just to get a little peace around the house.
Well, the good news is that $275 buys you a truck load of Accutane — more than enough to see off that acne, so buy some online today!
